Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes.
That’s roughly how long it feels like the Megillah reading lasts when you’re on your third hamantaschen and someone’s kid has discovered percussion. And honestly? Worth every second.
This distressed Purim logo tee feels like it’s been through the whole show already. It has that “I’ve survived Act One” energy. The texture looks lived-in, like it’s seen costumes, curtain calls, and at least one dramatic monologue about fate, wine, and civic responsibility.
The design doesn’t scream. It belts.
Big, unapologetic “PURIM” lettering, softened with vintage distressing, like it was printed backstage in 1996 and found again just in time for another revival. It’s theatre-kid meets synagogue lobby. It’s tradition with a mic.
There’s something very RENT about leaning into community ritual — loud, messy, deeply human. Purim is basically a musical if you think about it. Villain. Heroine. Reversal. Drinking. Collective catharsis. All we’re missing is a power ballad before chapter ten.
This tee doesn’t illustrate the holiday with cartoon props or slapstick graphics. It plants a flag. Clean wordmark. Worn texture. A sense that you’ve been here before and you’ll be here again next year.
Because Purim isn’t subtle. But your shirt can be iconic.
Understated at first glance. Full ensemble energy underneath. Season of joy. No day but today.
• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank product sourced from China
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
D (inches) |
| One size |
18 ½-23 ¼ |
4 ⅜ |
2 ⅞ |
7 ⅛ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
D (cm) |
| One size |
47-59 |
11 |
7.2 |
18 |
