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This Bag is Definitely Not Hiding Matzah Afikomen Tote
This Bag is Definitely Not Hiding Matzah Afikomen Tote
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$18.00 USD
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$22.00 USD
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Listen, we all know the real drama of the Seder isn’t the plagues or Pharaoh—it’s the covert Afikomen heist that turns your living room into an undercover operation. Enter: The Great Matzah Smuggle Tote.
Perfectly sized for hiding, transporting, and negotiating ransom for the Afikomen, this tote is:
✔ Kosher for Passover & Sneaky Business Deals
✔ Spacious Enough for Matzah, Snacks, and Bribery Funds
✔ Ideal for Casual Carry or High-Stakes Seder Smuggling
Whether you’re a seasoned Afikomen thief or just need a matzah-friendly bag that screams “I’m in it for the snacks,” this tote is your Passover must-have.
Perfectly sized for hiding, transporting, and negotiating ransom for the Afikomen, this tote is:
✔ Kosher for Passover & Sneaky Business Deals
✔ Spacious Enough for Matzah, Snacks, and Bribery Funds
✔ Ideal for Casual Carry or High-Stakes Seder Smuggling
Whether you’re a seasoned Afikomen thief or just need a matzah-friendly bag that screams “I’m in it for the snacks,” this tote is your Passover must-have.
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